The Sec's Last Stand...
The new girl showed up for work this morning with a box of family pictures and put the finishing touches on tidying up the sec's area and making it home. She was off purchasing a new desk chair and some office supplies this morning when the sec wandered in. The sec got pissed off that the new girl had made her space her own and tossed her key on my desk and went home. It's finally over. HOORAY! :)
...the new sec is a chatterbox though so I am not sure how that is going to work out.
Ok. Here we go with today's lessons.
Camping With Fat People 101
and Camping With Old People 205
Camping with fat people takes a special sort of individual.
They will flatter you and be so terribly nice... "Your hair is beautiful." "You look so good in your tan." "I just LOVE that outfit on you..." the whole time they are plotting and scheming up the most wonderfully tasting, fattening dishes they can whip up in time to put on the table for the next meal. You really have to be careful or you will no longer be the skinniest butt in the boat! The same goes for older people. I've learned not to even try to attempt to keep up with them. They will outdrink, out dance, out swim, out party and stay up later than you just to prove that they aren't getting old (40s,50s,60s--whatever!) and they will hurt you just to prove they've still got it... (sigh).
Let's just say it was one heck of a holiday and leave it at that? ;)
...the new sec is a chatterbox though so I am not sure how that is going to work out.
Ok. Here we go with today's lessons.
Camping With Fat People 101
and Camping With Old People 205
Camping with fat people takes a special sort of individual.
They will flatter you and be so terribly nice... "Your hair is beautiful." "You look so good in your tan." "I just LOVE that outfit on you..." the whole time they are plotting and scheming up the most wonderfully tasting, fattening dishes they can whip up in time to put on the table for the next meal. You really have to be careful or you will no longer be the skinniest butt in the boat! The same goes for older people. I've learned not to even try to attempt to keep up with them. They will outdrink, out dance, out swim, out party and stay up later than you just to prove that they aren't getting old (40s,50s,60s--whatever!) and they will hurt you just to prove they've still got it... (sigh).
Let's just say it was one heck of a holiday and leave it at that? ;)
posted by Kim at 12:39 PM
3 Comments:
The new secretary may be a "chatterbox" because she's nervous about her new work environment. A lot of people get like that when they're excited about a new place to work.
Just a thought. I know some people who are just chatty, chatty, chatty all the time when we are at a re-enactment but are really quiet normally. I figure it translates to the work place, too.
Nice.....I think. I went to friend's houses..watch everybody's kids run around.....NOT FUN...except when they kids and busted their asses
eh...
fell and busted their asses....damn it
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