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I will be out of the office until Monday, June 19th.
Please leave your suggestions in comments for paybacks I can use on the sec during the last week before she leaves. Yes folks, only about a week left to score points before packing away the ole scorecard! Think long and hard while I head off for some badly needed fun in the sun ;)
I will be out of the office until Monday, June 19th.
Please leave your suggestions in comments for paybacks I can use on the sec during the last week before she leaves. Yes folks, only about a week left to score points before packing away the ole scorecard! Think long and hard while I head off for some badly needed fun in the sun ;)
posted by Kim at 3:14 PM
10 Comments:
Take all the toilet paper out of the bathroom and only keep a roll for yourself and any others at your desk. That should light a fire under her butt.
Free at last...free at last! How about a nice bag of flaming poo on the steps on her way out?
Have fun in the sun. I just got back! :o)
HIDE ALL THE TOILET PAPER AND ONLY TAKE IN YOUR USAGE.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kill her with kindness. Be the sweetest Southern Belle in history. She's expecting some kind of petty revenge and it will only reinforce what she already thinks of you. You'll also have the satisfaction of knowing you didn't have to stoop to her level.
I like Greek Shadow's suggestion. You are class my dear.
Maybe a oing away gift. A personal roll of her very own.
Take Care
Michael
I don't think I like the way this story is ending.
The bosses never grew balls and fired her.
She gets to use up her paid vacations and crap.
No one called her to the carpet and fired her butt even though she deserved it 100,000 times.
She gets to move away and now has a GREAT looking resume that says she worked for a law office for (4?) years, which looks impressive.
ACK!
She should have been fired. Why do the idiots always have such good luck?
Have a great weekend! :)
I disagree with the suggestion to let her skate and walk away without any repercussions for being a Biatch. Besides what fun would that be?
Suggestions for a couple of paybacks:
Sign her up online using her real name and phone number for job's, dating services, free shit, magazine subscriptions, etc etc.
It will follow her forever.
Fill the defroster of her car with three hole punch dots. The next time she uses it, it will snow in her car. Evil but awesome
Yahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Oh Yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so excited for you!
Isn't it horrid when you're excited someone quit?!?
Yahhhhhh!!!!!!!!
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